As
previously warned, the peaceful idyll of the Parc des Buttes-Chaumont will be gravely interrupted on Saturday.
Check back here for the post-picnic wrap-up, in which I will answer some burning questions:
- are all blogs crap?
- did Meg roll in any dog poo?
- did Petite have sex in the bushes?
More than 100 bloggers and their hangers on are planning to turn out. If you're going to be in Paris, and are narcissist-friendly, please join us. The picnic website is
here.
Petite has whipped up a little t-shirt competition, and you can
vote for the following picnic slogans:
- I don't read your fucking blog
- But enough about you...
- Shag me first, Google me later
- Will this picnic improve my stats?
- (front) I'm a little bit famous (back) Overall visits: 47
- Your link here
- I don't fuck with my shrink because he reads my blog
- Kiss my bloggin' ass
- Paris Bloggers Take it in the Butt(es)
9 comments:
Ha, love that last one!
A variation of the last one could be:
Vin, fromage and pain in the Butt(es)
I'll have to go with
But enough about you..., although I was hoping to see...
I voted for Le Meg as FOE BEst Writer and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
Old, jaded, and true.
Hey, Will we see pic on your Flickr of the fantabulous people? I'd treat you to a beer but your site isn't secure so I can't send you my charge card info. Will the gesture do?
Why does Samantha have Petite's eye?
I'm throwing my support behind the "...Google me later" one. That's shirt-worthy.
I love the last one too. :D
And I love your South Park-ified portrait!
please, I'm a strictly google first, shag after kind of girl. perhaps I ought not to hang around with you ruffians.
If only the reality were as interesting as these funky phrases...
Some days I really wish I was a Paris blogger. Then I could get a t-shirt...
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